Bad Movie Police Case #2: Chickboxer

For anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera…Sgt. Elke Mantooth and Lt. Drucilla Dread seek out the worst "cine-terrorists"" in movie history and bring them to justice for your entertainment. Shot in late 1991, Chickboxer has a long list of crimes it’s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer’s steamy scene in the flick’s finale which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest. Out of Sight and Soldier star James Black is also on board for this comedic misstep in cinematic sludge.